It’s easy to imagine what’s going on in Donald Trump’s head right now. I can hear his inner monologue all the way from Mar-a-Lago. He’s excited and bracing himself for another disaster, just like he did the night he beat Nikki Haley in the New Hampshire primary. The thoughts running through President Trump’s cerebral cortex may be:
“I like Taylor Swift. I do. She’s made a career of revenge, which gets my complete and utter support. She’s beautiful and exactly my type. .Not like E. Jean Carroll with that boring job or Roberta Kaplan with her sick lawyer.
“Rachel Maddow hasn’t received payment for the penthouse and shopping that E. Jean promised her at MSDNC. Rachel wears the same clothes every day anyway. And I don’t have $83 million. Third class.” Lawyers spent all the money I siphoned off from donors and thought everyone knew I had made up the story that I was a billionaire.
“I’m telling you, it’s a joke that Taylor Swift is more popular than me. Her fans are 13 years old. They can’t even vote.
“In the rigged 2020 election, I received the most votes of any president in history. She has no more fans than me. She doesn’t! And my fans are more passionate. Swiftie won’t stand in line as long as I did. They never broke into the Capitol for her. Oh, what a beautiful day it was.
“Now, let me tell you one thing: I control two quarters in Iowa and New Hampshire, great, great, great states, very special places. Everywhere we go, the arena There are tens of thousands of people outside. We have to build a bigger stadium for me in this country, right?
“Taylor seems like a nice girl, but she’s a little too healthy for my tastes. She’s done ads for Diet Coke, but I like Diet Coke. She has her daughter at Bird Brain Concert. And sure enough, I have Taylor’s friendship “BFF” bracelet. Who wouldn’t? That neurotic dope Maureen Dowd once compared me to a 13-year-old girl. She doesn’t know me!
“Is Taylor more popular than me? Wrong! My movements are much bigger and more fanatical than hers. I could beat her badly. Melania is more popular than Taylor. She is on the cover of the magazine.More men attack Melania than Taylor.
“And Taylor shouldn’t have been Time Magazine’s Person of the Year. He should have been on the cover. I’m the greatest phenomenon in history! And it should still be Man of the Year.” “What is?
“As I told the Daily Caller, I wish Taylor and Travis the best. I hope they are enjoying life. Maybe together, maybe not. Probably not. It’s a shame we have to beat Taylor. I didn’t like Taylor’s music in 2018 when he supported loser Phil Bredesen against Marcia Blackburn in Tennessee. Then in 2020. When I waged war against the Post Office and undermined the postal counter, I realized that she was “trying to blatantly deceive and endanger the lives of millions of Americans in order to maintain power.” When I criticized her, my liking for her decreased by 50%. Because these little Democrats didn’t want to leave their homes during the coronavirus pandemic. If she supports Biden again, I would lower her favorability rating by 200%.
“Sad! But Taylor must be destroyed. Especially if 87 pops the question on America’s holy day like in the Hallmark movie, she and Travis are deified as prom king and queen at the Super Bowl.” And no one will be more deified than me. I’m the biggest celebrity on the planet! Jon Voight in Midnight Cowboy likened me to Jesus, Many of my followers believe that God sent me to fight the Marxists and fix America, which is now a third world country.
“Taylor is treated like an American symbol, but I’m an American symbol. I’m trying to save America by destroying democracy, the NFL, and Taylor Swift. Hold America in check. I know it may seem crazy to attack something that is. But only I can solve it.
“MAGA is waging a crusade against her because she’s trying to get people to vote, but I think it’s mainly suburban women who hate me. “I don’t know if a woman likes you or not.” Suburban women, please like me — I saved your neighborhood, okay?
“It’s pathetic that crooked Joe Biden needs a pop singer to drag him to the finish line. Bruce Springsteen, Beyoncé, Katy Perry, Christina Aguilera, Bon Jovi, Kelly Clarkson, Miley. – Crooked Hillary was useless when backed up by Cyrus et al. When it comes to music, I hope Taylor doesn’t win a Grammy. I deserve a Grammy!
“Black voters, Hispanic voters, young voters are coming to my side because I am the greatest. The economy is doing great and the stock market is at an all-time high because investors expect me to beat Biden.” It’s at its peak.
“Biden’s aides have privately called me a ‘Sick F I have to let you know that I call it “Word”. As if swearing like me would make him a tough guy. Also, I like violence. It brings even more excitement to the rally.
“Look what you made me do, Taylor. You and Mr. Pfizer are now at the top of my enemy list. I won’t be too angry and will get revenge. Hey, Taylor, it’s good for you. That’s the title of the song!”