I I love gadgets, especially home gadgets. So I was happy to read about the gizmo that was recently on display at the Consumer Electronics Show (CES) in Las Vegas. A particular favorite was the voice-activated bidet (I’ve always believed in wet mopping over mopping – preferably both – and the theory that we are brainwashed by the “big organization”) I have). A pillow to adjust if the sleeper snores. and a robotic mop-vacuum hybrid that claims to find dirt.
I’ll admit there’s something about CES that feels like the last days of Rome. This is the culmination of the efforts of some of the greatest technology minds of our generation, solving a problem that wasn’t a problem to begin with. Like the announcement of see-through television that received much acclaim this year. That’s right, the problem of looking like glass and making your TV look like a TV when it’s off has finally been resolved.
Such upgrades are usually just a marketing strategy, a new way to sell something old. But I almost got caught. A few years ago, I sat and watched a demonstration of a washing machine I couldn’t afford due to its “state-of-the-art” gym wear setup. Luckily, I came to my senses and remembered that the only setting anyone would need (or possibly use) is his full 45 minute load. All you have to do is lower it to 20℃.
While we marvel at the wonders of today’s gadgets, we can’t help but grumble at our common belief that technology has the ability to solve every problem. No wonder technology has always been the answer for all politicians. Technology is an easy way to promise a better life without having to address bigger concerns. Although I like the sound of a robot mop, I would probably like to have a better work-life balance and spend more time caring for my home. I’ll never forget discovering an elderly care gadget that notifies the user’s children if their parents are unable to make their morning tea. One person commented that it would be better if social care was working. It’s hard to disagree.
Still, it’s fun to imagine the Jetsons’ lives in the future. A girl can dream. Alternatively, you can use the built-in mechanical automatic disturbance cancellation feature to keep you comfortable even when you snore.